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Love sms bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab
bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo hanif

Love sms fyuefuejjfhjshuidyiejkcxj ehkefhdk samajh aaya nahi na mujhe bhi
fyuefuejjfhjshuidyiejkcxjehkefhdk
samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi samajh nahi aayanikhil

Love sms Bob calls in to his
Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house." Osman +923014876609


Love sms Indian mathematicians meeting held at
Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they
have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY.NOMA--03455916346

Love sms little kid asks: mommy don't
little kid asks: mommy don't u have the colgate of aquafresh. mocharlzero

Love sms a young boy was arrested
a young boy was arrested for murder, his father went to visit him in prison.he told him that their is densely grass around the house and u c that i am old enough, 2 dig those grass. u were the 1 who must dig those grass.boy replied pls don`t ever dig those grass bcoz i hide many guns there. his dad tell the police about it, the police went there and dig all over but they finds nothing. dad went back to his son he said police have dug those grass but they did`nt anything. boy replied i was trying to assist u. arofhizo


Love sms Waiter : I've stewed liver,
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms Teacher : Correct the sentence,
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms Man : How old is
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms Aik dafa aik aeroplane main
Aik dafa aik aeroplane main 3 mussafir safar kar rahe they .In main se aik russian tha aik american aur aik pakistani tha. ittifaq se teeno aik sath bethey howe they . russian ne kaha k space par sab se pehley ham gaye they.American ne kaha k sab se Pehley chand par ham gaye they.Pakistani ne kuch der tak socha aur phir hansa aur kaha k inshallah sab se pehley sooraj (sun) par ham jaye gay.................tigerpaki03459029997

Love sms FATHER: How are your grades,
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms STUDENT: But I don't think
STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms Computor Teacher asks a kid
Computor Teacher asks a kid wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told 1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java.NeErAj BagDiYa

Love sms Pj of d yr-Jiska dil
Pj of d yr-Jiska dil tut gaya hai uske pass genrl knwldge kyunahi hota hai???Socho??Kyoki Jab dil hi tut gaya to ''G.K'' kya kare NeErAj BagDiYa

Love sms A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE CAME
A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
'' NACH BASANTI NACH''
CHILD ADDED
''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA'' sanam naz

Love sms Teacher: What should be in
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl dimesh

Love sms 1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or
1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke khawahish the k woh zameen par ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat mil gaye but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe karain ge .. agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij diye jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi ko book lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke. jaisy he uss ne khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya. ab punjabi oor pathan reh gaye thae. Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k liye neechy huwa.(RAKOO WALY HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho chuka tha .. =))
Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai hamid ali 03026634069

Love sms Why can't u trust a
Why can't u trust a woman ?
Ans : How can u trust something that bleeds for five days and does'nt die Kush