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Love sms Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay
Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Full Name: noor /swat
Mobile: 03013040220

Love sms Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son:
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
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Full Name: vishal
Mobile: 09897308908

Love sms Tcher: 3 grls are walking
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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Full Name: shourav8801717491202
Mobile: 8801717491202


Love sms 1 man asked to other a
1 man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
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Full Name: naz
Mobile: 0300 3665336

Love sms Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!

Love sms EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCT ER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA
EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA"Copyright www.lovelysms.com
INAYAT


Love sms one day three men walk
one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with the first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married

Love sms Dear customer ur underwear validity
Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity
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Full Name: rakesh
Mobile: 9447007519

Love sms Teacher:"Now,childre n,if I saw a man
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610

Love sms MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho
MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen...
Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia .. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai..
hahaha
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Full Name: faran
Mobile: 0334-9081551