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Love sms Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl
Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl magazine like reading National Geographic?
A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2 visitDyson

Love sms Judge-y did u attack tat
Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!Dyson

Love sms A girl & her grandma
A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside" shankar


Love sms PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT PATLE DAST AA RAHE HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLA KAR LE MOHIT ADLAKHA

Love sms Man: sir i m married,
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga......

Love sms eight man r raping a
eight man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies " mujhe AIDS hai "*******RocKy


Love sms One is looking very upset
One is looking very upset by thinking that.......
"HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BRITHERS AND HE HAS ONLY ONE"Hanish

Love sms Two ladies were working in
Two ladies were working in a furniture shop,one for ELLERINES and other one was working for WONDER furniture shop they use to take the same bus at same stop at the same time. Soother day they were waiting until late and the lady thats works for WONDER said "I WONDER WHY THIS BUS IS LATE" and the other lady didnt want to be left out she said "I ELLERINES WHATS WRONG? Nonto

Love sms A womman was bragging to
A womman was bragging to her neighbour about her son, a university student. "Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have tio go to the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are lucky, "the neighbour said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!"POROZA

Love sms a kid says to teacher:techer
a kid says to teacher:techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says: yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga Lucky

Love sms Can U name FIVE Great
Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse fucKING djlynn

Love sms question:NISAR kaise paida hua ???? answer:jawani
question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????
answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya 2152152(shiraz)

Love sms Two snakes meet each other.. First
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip! hira_sub

Love sms Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain adil(not doing love)mehboob

Love sms A mother bought her son
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too Irfan Ali Arain

Love sms Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan
Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He Anusheel Jauhari From Gwalior

Love sms A young man asked a
A young man asked a priest.........
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with agirl?....
Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never SLEEP....poppy

Love sms a man gave his testes
a man gave his testes to boy to play.they threw moni on him he pressurisd them and man dead fakhar abbas

Love sms i want to fuck u
i want to fuck u from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child imtiyaz

Love sms 1986 ke girl; Mama jeans
1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. maham khan

Love sms girls are like an internet
girls are like an internet virus, they enter ur life, scan ur poket , transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever Cheema_303

Love sms How Do U Tell To
How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.Rocky

Love sms Sadham meets kajol n asks
Sadham meets kajol n asks her " how is ur life ?" , kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!Haby

Love sms teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it
teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter lucky

Love sms NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE
NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY murtuza-09924853312

Love sms A MAN PUT A LAMP
A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES ....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!Squall

Love sms What a bad day 4
What a bad day 4 elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a church so she decided 2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo 2 come with his friend Khali bcoz she's left alone @ home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back unexpectedly 4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide under the bed & khali ot top of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad asked how was her day? & she said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1 who is on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)" emmidiatly Khali had that, he jumped down from the wadrop & said, the 1 who knows everything is the 1 under the bed(Dipopo)............ PAPIRO

Love sms Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum
Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.Darshan

Love sms One night, Mooch was making
One night, Mooch was making love for the first time after the wedding.She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it" Mpho

Love sms Why are Egyptian's Childrenalways confused??
Why are Egyptian's Childrenalways confused??
Coz after death, theirDADDY becomes the MUMMY. Mahiwaal

Love sms Romance Mathematics Smart man +
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Mahiwaal