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Love sms PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt
PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...
Full Name: Irfan SunpalCopyright www.lovelysms.com
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

Love sms A girl says to her
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

Love sms girls.doctor mai apne jub hi
girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.
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Full Name: ehssan
Mobile: 03452702290


Love sms World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur
World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?

Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
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Full Name: mahen
Mobile: 919350085747

Love sms There are three wonders of
There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water Copyright www.lovelysms.com
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
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Full Name: Srabon
Mobile: 8801714033188

Love sms Lady to inspector Santa: My
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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Love sms Man said passionately: Will you
Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

Love sms Three Ways of fast Communication
Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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Love sms Devdas says to paro:aik sham
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI.
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Full Name: najam
Mobile: 03332803180

Love sms Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru:
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai... Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Kashif Zaman
Mobile: 0321-4037927

Love sms a sexy woman like a
a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2 ha

Love sms ife mean w-who i-is f- for e-
ife mean
w-who
i-is
f- for
e- enjoyment
and husband mean
h-how
u- u
s- serve
b- batter
a- and
n- nice
d- darling
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Full Name: saqi
Mobile: 03005136550

Love sms Wife- i will die. Husband-
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Copyright www.lovelysms.com
sohel
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Full Name: Sohel
Mobile: 01711506706